A HEAT CALLED ZAC RANDELL

INITIAL OFFERING: MIRO MOREIRA

Brazilian model Miro Moreira is one Adam that really smolders. I would most surely have this guy to hump me.

HI, I'M JON M.

Let me be known as JON. Not my real name, of course. A Filipino by nationality. Do NOT ask if I am gay; you can already guess.

I was born and raised in the slums of Manila in the late 60's, but right now, I am residing in the south of the Philippine countryside since 2007. Economically, I am a bum, part of the jobless statistic.

I am single in my early 40's. Unattached. Closeted. I have not come out. I want people who know and who are connected with me to keep guessing and betting among themselves re: my real gender. (Except for those who have know me intimately, of course.) It makes all the fun in my melancholic-phlegmatic life.

I am artistic by nature. A split personality. There are days I am lucid, organized and cultured. There are days I am muddled, disorganized and vulgar. Extremely moody, yes. Definitely, a swinger.

I can be a bitch but with a heart of gold in tow. Other people's kindness can reduce me to stitches as well as honest-to-goodness celluloids (movies, in case you do not know), underdogs, and dogs! Yep! I am a dog person! REAL dog, shithead, not the doggie sex-type!

Believe it or not, my ass is still tight. Some boys I had tried to pop my cherry, but did not succeed. I am pining for the day when someone as gorgeous as Zac Efron would come by, have me on all fours and claim the trophy with all his brute efforts. (Hey, ZAC, you out there?)

I am also a virgin when it comes to girls. I almost tried having sex with an 18-year-old girl friend back when I was 14. I am the quintessential 40+-year-old virgin, fuck you very much. But, hey! I am not a virgin when it comes to gay sex. I have my own share of M2M action like BJs or deep-throat. Yet I am not extremely promiscuous. I am OK if there are straight guys who are game with me, but I am also OK if no one is in sight or within reach to satisfy my itch. As of now, I am practically dormant for almost 2 years.

I am a hirsute with a 7-inch dick in its turgid glory. (Do you like that? Or prefer something bigger?) Fearing prostrate cancer, I masturbate 3-4x a week. Boy, I've been doing it since I was 13! I've had 2 BJs from 2 persons in my entire life. The first was with a nameless queen I got friendly for one night only while working in Manila's Port Area. The second was with my bi boyfriend, my very last relationship 2 years ago. With both persons, I did not and never creamed in their mouths. Best to do it with my own bare hands, ya know!

THERE! I think that's enough. All the information I just spilled have really taken all my guts. Sorry if I bored with these. I understand that to talk much about yourself is one BO-O-O-ORING and dull subject on Planet Earth. I know you won't even take note. Just watch the pictures and go ga-ga over them. That's more exciting, right?